So today my nine year old announced that he needed a filing cabinet.

"Why do you need a filing cabinet, son?" I asked.

"Well, I need to have a place to file all the x-rays of my various injuries" (He's had one of his foot and it was only a sprain)

He continued, "I also think it would be nice to file my current events."

"Your current events?"

"Yeah, you know the activities, I am currently involved in."

"Oh,," 

Well, I'm sorry but I laughed. I mean what nine year old says that?  If anyone else has a fifty year old perfectionist masquerading as a nine year old, I'd love to hear about it.

To make up for laughing I did go and buy him some expandable pocket file folders.  needless to say he was thrilled and has already labeled them.