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She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things .
On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candle-light, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of spring-water . When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in...
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A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door.

Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote 'Revelation 3:20' on the back of it and stuck it in the door.
When the offering was pr ocessed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, 'Genesis 3:10.'

Reaching for his Bible to check o...
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A man staggers into an emergency room with a
concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and
a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.

"Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was
having a quiet round of golf with my wife, Trisha,
when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls
into a pasture of cows.

We went to look for them, and while I was rooting
around noticed one of ...
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A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 6 year old. "I think it's about time we started
cussing. The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say something with a$$." The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.

When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I gues...
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