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A Poem For Those Over 30
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Saturday, 22 July 2006
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I received this e-mail and I though I would share.
A computer was something on TV
From a science fiction show of note
A window was something you hated to clean
And ram was the cousin of a goat.
Meg was the name of my girlfriend
And gig was a job for the nights
Now they all mean different things
And that really mega bites.
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A curser used profanity
A keyboard was a piano.
Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account
And if you had a 3 inch floppy
You hoped no one found out.
Compress was something you did with the garbage
Not something you did with a file,
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be jail for awhile.
Log on was adding wood to the fire
Hard drive was a trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a back up happened to your commode.
Cut you did with a pocket knife
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
And a virus could lead to the flu.
I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
And the memory in my head
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash
But when it happens, they'll wish they were dead.
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That's Cute Janet!!
I am not sure if I've read it before on your Blog, but I have trouble with my memory, so it's easy to keep me happy! And I aint a talkin about my computer!! LOL!
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3-Dec-2006 @ 12:31:12am
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