Well! Y'all got going just fine without me!
Still laughing over 'what Tori's chicken will be wearing this week.' hahahaha
I'm gonna go ahead and stake this post as THE OFFICIAL SPOILER WARNING!!!
That's right! You've been warned! Don't read any further than this post if you're saving Craft Wars for a rainy day or some other cliché! If you read further and find out that Tori fell down and the part of her face that fell off was - oh no- HOT GLUED NOT SEWN (!!!) to the winner's craft and you didn't want to know because you DEE-VEE-ARRRRR'd it and was waiting untilllllll - well, we won't care. In fact, we might laugh at you. In your face. For real. We will make you sign into FaceTime (or make you go buy an iPhone or Mac so you can) and then we will make you call us, and then we will laugh. Hard. Because you were warned.
With that out of the way- it is officially 31 minutes until SHOWTIME-
Darla: This is your half-hour call. Half-hour, Miss Chocklit, half-hour.
This is also ample warning to all to go ahead and get the box of wine out of the 'fridge and take any nerve medications you may have in your possession. They should kick in by 10/9 CENTRAL and it'll be smooth sailing.