This is a story about my "junk". It has been brought to my attention that some of you are taking offense to me calling everything "junk". I MEAN NO OFFENSE BY IT!. In the future I will try to refrain from using the word junk, but in the eventual event that I might happen to slip, don't take offense. I call EVERYTHING junk. None of you makes junky junk (what I call refuse.) I REALLY hate the word stuff because a lot of people overuse that word and I swear some people end every sentence with it. So I started using the word junk. I even call everything I own "junk" even though it isn't. If, after this, I slip up and use the word junk, I'm sorry. At least now you are forewarned and if you take offense to it after this, it is because you looking to take offense to something, not because I am intentionally trying to offend someone. I hope my explanation clears up any misunderstandings. You ladies have fun. I've got more junk to make, sorry, items? things? A mass of condensed molecules that take up space?