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Username Post: Ode to a scrapping wife ....        (Topic#1480889)
Yosemite
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Hi, I found this in the endless width of the internet

Ode to My Wife

She learned to crop on Monday
Her shapes were going fine.
She forgot to thaw our dinner
So we went out to dine...

She added di E-Cuts on Tuesday
She says they really are a must
They actually were quite lovely,
But she forgot to dust...

On Wednesday it was stickers,
She says the designs are fun,
What highlights! What shadows!
But the laundry wasn't done.

Her journaling was on Thursday
With Pigma pens, including red,
I guess she really was engrossed,
She never made the bed.

It was more acid-free paper on Friday
In colors that she adores.
It never bothered her at all
The crumbs on the floor!

I found a maid on Saturday,
My week is now complete
My wife can crop the hours away
The house will still be neat!

Well, it's already Sunday,
But don't call me a great pop...
I cursed!! I raved!! I Ranted!!
The maid has learned to crop!!!!


(Valerie Consolo)


 
mariposa326
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In response to Yosemite

lol this is great! tfs!


 
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BlingQueenRia
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LOVE it!!!


 
Kozy Scraps
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LOMA That is just too funny!


 
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llprncess3
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Too funny!


 
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kkurtz
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Good one!


 
SplendidMoments
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LOL... good one.. yeah for the maid!!


 
Vintage Beginnings
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This is GREAT!!!!!!!


 
Yosemite
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I´m wondering because my husband can´t laugh about it


 
Scrap Happy 2006
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HE HE HE..that's priceless!


 
BonL 
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  • BonL on 09-29-08 11:49 AM
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That is too funny! I love it!


 
scraphappy40
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ROFLMAO!!!

This is truly me.



 
Swirls R Pretty
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Priceless. LMAO


 
scrapbookbuzz
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Too cute! (It would have been even funnier, though, if a man had actually written it. )


 
j3Mel
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  • j3Mel on 09-29-08 12:42 PM
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I don't care who you are....that's funny!!!!


 
Craftnangel
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Thats is too Funny!!!!!!!!!


 
PaperPrincess13
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Love it!!!! of course I have become that wife, and my husband has yet to find me a housekeeper!!!!


 
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