I need ideas on this one. Here's the story:
Last night BIll was getting ready for bed - he always showers, brushes his teeth and uses cologne and deodorant before he goes to bed.
I heard him yell from the bathroom, "I told you to pack light and you packed three deodorants. Mine which is good, your's which is fine but why do we have a third deodorant?"
I told him, "I don't know about the third deodorant, I only packed two. Bring it here."
He brought it in to show me, then took off the cap and started to roll the little ball thing under his armpit to see if he liked the new deodorant. I stopped him before he applied any of it.
Several months ago the doctor told me to wear thigh-high compression stockings on days when I'm going to be walking a bit. THey fall right down unless I use body glue to make them stay in place.
Yes friends, the man was about to apply straight glue to his armpits.
As they kept saying on the last cruise - he only thinks I'm his wife. Actually I'm his keeper!
I am going to have a picture of our 3 deodorants and I will put the story with it but what else? It needs something else. Maybe I can get him to pose fo a picture like he's going to use it? I don't know, what else can you think of?
Also - what about title? Elvis did a song and I remember some of the words - "I'm gonna stick like glue because I'm stuck on you" but I'm not sure I want to use that.