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Username Post: Laughter is the BEST medicine!        (Topic#1533257)
CommaHolly
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In response to DKravec

Becca,,,,,been there, done that,,,,

or something like it!!!!


 
Martica
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Funny ladies....tfs


 
laceyKat
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Gilady - Love the email story

Becca - know what ya mean!!


 
laceyKat
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Joke for the hour:

An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.... The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?'
'There's something wrong with my ********', he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that.'
'Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.
The Receptionist replied; 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.'
The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone.'
The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.
The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??'
'There's something wrong with my ear', he stated.
The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. 'And what is wrong with your ear, Sir??'
'I can't piss out of it,' he replied.
The waiting room erupted in laughter.
Mess with seniors and you're gonna lose!


 
Linnny
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Soooooooooooooo funny throughout the day! Kat this last one is a 'pisser'!!!!!!!!!!! "That's right, don't mess with seniors!!!!"!!!!


 
DKravec
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Holy chit, that is too funny. I was rolling. I'm going to have to pick my hubby's brain for some good jokes. He's good at them. I just love to hear them.


 
DKravec
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OK, I got one....

There were three pregnant women in an OBGYN office having their annual checkups. The first lady goes into the office and comes out smiling and ever so happy. She says to the other two ladies that the doctor just informed her that she was going to have a girl.

"How does she know that you're going to have a girl", one of the ladies asked.

"She said that since I conceived while I was on top, I'm going to have a girl".

The other ladies nodded then the second lady goes in and also comes out smiling. "I'm going to have a boy", she tells the ladies.

"How does she know that you're going to have a boy", the other two ladies ask.

"Since I conceived while I was on the bottom, she says I'm going to have a boy".

The third lady burst out crying.

"What's wrong" the other two ladies asked her.

"I'm going to have puppies".


 
beccaboo3
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In response to DKravec

this thread has made my day!!! thanks for the laughs everyone!!!


 
laceyKat
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In response to beccaboo3

Brat...


 
JaymieLiz
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  • DKravec Said:
OK, I got one....

There were three pregnant women in an OBGYN office having their annual checkups. The first lady goes into the office and comes out smiling and ever so happy. She says to the other two ladies that the doctor just informed her that she was going to have a girl.

"How does she know that you're going to have a girl", one of the ladies asked.

"She said that since I conceived while I was on top, I'm going to have a girl".

The other ladies nodded then the second lady goes in and also comes out smiling. "I'm going to have a boy", she tells the ladies.

"How does she know that you're going to have a boy", the other two ladies ask.

"Since I conceived while I was on the bottom, she says I'm going to have a boy".

The third lady burst out crying.

"What's wrong" the other two ladies asked her.

"I'm going to have puppies".






 
JaymieLiz
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  • laceyKat Said:
Joke for the hour:

An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.... The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?'
'There's something wrong with my ********', he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that.'
'Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.
The Receptionist replied; 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.'
The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone.'
The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.
The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??'
'There's something wrong with my ear', he stated.
The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. 'And what is wrong with your ear, Sir??'
'I can't piss out of it,' he replied.
The waiting room erupted in laughter.
Mess with seniors and you're gonna lose!





Double


 
laceyKat
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Another Joke of the Hour...

A woman visited her plastic surgeon who told her about a new procedure
called 'The Knob,' where a small knob is placed at the top of the
woman's head and could be turned to tighten up her skin and produce
the effect of a brand new face-lift. Of course, the woman wanted 'The
Knob.'

Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and
the effects were wonderful, the woman remained young looking and
vibrant.


After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two
problems. 'All these years, everything has been working just fine.
I've had to turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But
now I've developed two annoying problems:

First, I have these terrible
bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them.'

The doctor looked at her closely and said, 'Those aren't bags, those
are your breasts.'

She said, 'Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee.


 
JaymieLiz
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throwscraps
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  • laceyKat Said:
Another Joke of the Hour...

A woman visited her plastic surgeon who told her about a new procedure
called 'The Knob,' where a small knob is placed at the top of the
woman's head and could be turned to tighten up her skin and produce
the effect of a brand new face-lift. Of course, the woman wanted 'The
Knob.'

Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and
the effects were wonderful, the woman remained young & looking and
vibrant.


After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two
problems. 'All these years, everything has been working just fine.
I've had to turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But
now I've developed two annoying problems:

First, I have these terrible
bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them.'

The doctor looked at her closely and said, 'Those aren't bags, those
are your breasts.'

She said, 'Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee.


that was a good one kat


 
featherrs
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  • laceyKat Said:
Another Joke of the Hour...

A woman visited her plastic surgeon who told her about a new procedure
called 'The Knob,' where a small knob is placed at the top of the
woman's head and could be turned to tighten up her skin and produce
the effect of a brand new face-lift. Of course, the woman wanted 'The
Knob.'

Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and
the effects were wonderful, the woman remained young looking and
vibrant.


After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two
problems. 'All these years, everything has been working just fine.
I've had to turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But
now I've developed two annoying problems:

First, I have these terrible
bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them.'

The doctor looked at her closely and said, 'Those aren't bags, those
are your breasts.'

She said, 'Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee.


that was good Kat... I have to get my brain going and think of some...brb


 
DKravec
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Holy chit Kat, where are you coming up with all of these. Love the knob. In fact, I could really use the knob just to put my ta ta's back in place.


 
Linnny
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Good morning!!!!

Love going to sleep to humor and waking up to humor!!!!!

She said, 'Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee.




 
Martica
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Well let me share something that happened to me way back. Now you had to be there and I think Ive shared this before.

My sister and hubby and my dh and me were at Karabas Resturant and we were at the bar waiting for a table. And I love vodka esecially Grey Goose well the bartender asked us what we wanted and I said Blue Goose (bottle has blue) the bartender said what? And my sister jumps in and says she means Grey Goose well I was a bit embarrassed so I quickly added "And that is without a drink yet, wait till I start drinking God knows what color I will say then" everybody started laughing and I no longer felt embarrassed.


 
laceyKat
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WTG, Martica!


 
laceyKat
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  • DKravec Said:
Holy chit Kat, where are you coming up with all of these. Love the knob. In fact, I could really use the knob just to put my ta ta's back in place.




 
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