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Username Post: Laughter is the BEST medicine!        (Topic#1533257)
laceyKat
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Voted Best Joke in Ireland 2007

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, 'Here's to spending the rest of
me life!, between the legs of me wife!'

That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!

He went home and told his wife, Mary, 'I won the prize for the Best toast
of the night.'

She said, 'Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?'

John said, 'Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church
beside me wife.'

'Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!' Mary said.

The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street
corner.

The man chuckled leeringly and said, 'John won the prize the other night
at the pub with a toast about you, Mary.'


She said, 'Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know,
he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep,
and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come.'


 
Manda_K
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LMAO

NICE.



 
JaymieLiz
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starting to think you have something personal against me finishing a beverage that's 4 times in a 24 hour period ROFL.......


 
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  • laceyKat Said:
Voted Best Joke in Ireland 2007

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, 'Here's to spending the rest of
me life!, between the legs of me wife!'

That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!

He went home and told his wife, Mary, 'I won the prize for the Best toast
of the night.'

She said, 'Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?'

John said, 'Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church
beside me wife.'

'Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!' Mary said.

The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street
corner.

The man chuckled leeringly and said, 'John won the prize the other night
at the pub with a toast about you, Mary.'


She said, 'Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know,
he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep,
and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come.'


Good one Kat


 
laceyKat
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JaymieLiz


 
CommaHolly
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ok, I'm dying over here,,,,,,,


 
featherrs
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Ok...heres one. It's cute.
There was this 80 yr. old farmer and he wanted to go check on some fruit tress he had up by his pond so he decided to take a walk up there. On his way he grabbed a five gallon bucket to gather some fruit. So as he nears the pond he hears a bunch of giggling and can make out a bunch of young women skinny dipping. Well he didn't want to seem like a peeping Tom so he made his presence known. The girls all had fit and were telling him he better not come any closer and what a pervert he was. So he got angry at this and said I am not here to see a bunch of naked women and holds up the bucket he brought and says I am here to feed the alligator.


 
laceyKat
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cute, Lisa!


 
DKravec
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OH MY GOSH Feathers, that is so funny. I'll have to remember these to tell my hubby.

Kat. Love the Irish Joke, Hubby has told me that one before but it just keeps getting funnier. Men should know better than to mess with their wives. It always back fires on them.


 
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I have had the best time reading this morning. Had to read them all out loud to dh. I've gotten control and stopped laughing but the tears are still rolling down my face!


 
DKravec
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Isn't it a great way to wake up in the mornings. A cup of coffee and a good joke and my day is up and running.


 
Martica
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Oh my that was LOL! funny Kat and Lisa.....


 
JaymieLiz
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  • DKravec Said:
Isn't it a great way to wake up in the mornings. A cup of coffee and a good joke and my day is up and running.




I so agree but how is one supposed to finish said coffee when it keeps getting spit out onto the computer screen LOL !!!


 
KimaboBima
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I have something funny about what my youngest son said. I hope I don't make anyone upset, but kids say things.lol
Well I had a few scrapbooking ladies over and I told them how well omarr Jr. Was doing with potty training (4 yrs ago)
And lil omarr hears us and says my daddy showed me how to potty and one day I'm going to have a biiiig pee pee like him too...these ladies could not stop laughing.


 
FinallyMama
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That is SOOOO funny!! Kids are so cute!! I'm gonna sit down later and type up a story about my dd that I think is cute!! Be back soon!!


 
CommaHolly
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@ bigg pee pee!!!!!!!!


 
DKravec
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Kima....kids say the darndest things.


 
laceyKat
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Kima


 
KimaboBima
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And the way he said it..he was so proud! Lol


 
FinallyMama
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I bet his daddy was too, Kima!!


 
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