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Dedicated to Robert:

Rare. That’s you. There are just not very many hetero men that can wear a hot pink satin jacket comfortably. Nor are there many men that join the Army and then a commune next. For that matter, it’s doubtful that there are many men who leave a commune to become a successful globe trotting business owner selling the very best in high tech.

Yes. You are rare: A one-of-a-kind-once-in-a-life-time friend. A friend who can spread dry wit thick on a chewy slice of Wonderbread and serve it as cud for the soul.

Whether it be listening to the futile sounds of hyperventilation in a church at Half Moon Bay, inquiring about employment qualifications at Kissing Cousins, the red eye Q&A about The Board, indulging in microwaved lobster and butter countless nights in a row, dodging rusty trucks on Tantalus or chasing the rain for news; each of these priceless memories I deposit and bank with a miser’s crooked smile until I can accrue some more.

Yup. Friends like you are rare. Thanks Robert. Thanks for being my one-of-a-kind-once-in-a-life-time friend, but most of all, thanks for being you.


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