I get scared and shaky in crowds.
I only shave my legs about three times a year.
I sometimes wear my socks three days in a row.
I don't care about politics.
I pretend to be helpless sometimes so you will do things for me.
Shorty drank out of your glass when you went to the bathroom. I didn't tell you when you took a drink after him.
I pretend I am not home when the phone rings.
I lied when you asked me does your hair look ok.
I don't like skinny guys.
I pick my scabs.
I once dropped a pizza in the floor when I worked at a resturant. I picked it up, cooked it, and put it on the buffet.
I like to warm my cold feet on you.
I lied when I said your cake was good.
I think your toes are ugly.