This layout has been rattling around in my head for a really long time. I used a piece of my son's old, dirty t-shirt to make the flag, and cut a "ka-bob" stick in half for the mast. Journaling reads, "I loved to watch my boys play baseball! But I would cringe every time they slid into 2nd base or dove to catch a ball...how would I ever get that uniform clean?!? After years of experimenting, I finally developed a "laundry soap cocktail" that would clean almost anything! Trouble is...I still had to scrub! Not anymore! After 16 years I've come to my senses! I throw the uniform into the washer and make myself a REAL cocktail! Let them get dirty! They're just going to do it again tomorrow! I surrender!"