Description: a list of things i've done as a mother. i'm not proud but i am honest :) journaling reads:
I’ve chased you around with the vacuum cleaner so you’d leave me alone.
I don’t volunteer at your school.
I don’t get a shower in some days.
I leave the house in my pj’s.
I make you go outside on nice days.
I throw toys away that you don’t pick up.
I hoard all of your handmade cards to me.
I can stop you in your tracks by giving you “the look”.
I am not a morning person so you can pretty much eat anything you want for breakfast…cupcakes, pizza, etc…
I accidentally farted in public once and blamed it on the baby.
Yup.
I’m that mom.
Hey, I’m not trying to perfect motherhood; I’m just trying to survive it.