Journaling: When Mommy was a toddler, she was taking a bath one time and pooped in the tub. Ever since then, I've been waiting for a child of hers to do the same to get even with her for me.
Tonight it happened.
You started making your grunting noises and she knew what was happening. I had to laugh when she yelled, "Bring a towel!" like she could get you out, dried off and diapered all before you did your business. But you were too fast for her.
By the time I got into the bathroom, you were sitting in yellowish water and she was asking, "What do I do?" I told Daddy to stand in the tub and hold you so you could drip-dry, and I told Mommy to dump the water out of your tub then use toilet paper to wipe out any solid stuff. When she started to dump out the water, it ran toward Daddy's feet at the back of the tub, which made him climb up on the edges of the tub really fast!
Mommy nearly got sick from the smell and the idea of cleaning up poop, but she's tough and she got through it. She refilled the tub with clean water and you got your second bath of the night!
Random baby papers & border. Title stamped. Mats cut with decoscissors - one pop-dotted, one inked.