happy turkey day

Angie's Thought of the day:

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

Hope you have a Rockin' week!

Just stopping by to wish you a wonderful holiday season!

Hope your holidays are decorated with the laughter of loved ones, the warmth of good cheer, and every joy of the season.

Hope you have a great weekend!!

Stopping by to say hi! hope your friday is good! Have a great weekend

Wishing you a fantastic week!

Have a great day!

The Top 5 Things You Don't
Want to Hear at an Amusement Park

"All the rides have been built and inspected to the high standards of the Halliburton Corporation."

"You must have at least this much medical insurance to ride this ride."

"There's all-you-can-eat Brunswick stew over by the triple-loop coaster."

"To fasten your seat belts, insert the flat end into the-- whoops, you're already moving! Enjoy the ride!"

and the Number 1 Thing You Don't Want to Hear at an Amusement Park...


"How do we reach your next of kin?"

Just wanted to say Hey!! Finally have time to catch up on sb.com!!

Just wanted to say Hey!! Finally have time to catch up on sb.com!!

Just passing by and wanted to wish you a beautiful and blessed day

Kids' Books That Didn't Make It
A few children's books that didn't make the cut:

1. You Are Different and That's Bad
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
3. Dad's New Wife Robert
4. Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share
5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
6. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
7. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
8. No Cats Go to Heaven
9. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
10. Some Kittens Can Fly
11. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
12. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
13. Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games
14. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
15. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things

THINGS THAT HALLMARK CARDS DON'T SAY!!!! (Thank Goodness!)
My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire...
I noticed your cat.
Sorry!
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Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...
She moved in with me.
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Looking back over the years
that we've been together,
I can't help but wonder...
"What the heck was I thinking?"
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Congratulations on your wedding day!
Too bad no one likes your husband.
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How could two people as beautiful as you
Have such an ugly baby?
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I've always wanted to have
someone to hold,
someone to love.
After having met you ..
I've changed my mind.
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As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...
That you're not here to ruin it for me.
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Congratulations on your promotion.
Before you go...
Would you like to take this knife out of my back?
You'll probably need it again.
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Happy birthday! You look great for your age.
Almost Lifelike!
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I'm so miserable without you
it's almost like you're here.
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Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.
Did you ever find out who the father was?
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So your daughter's a hooker,
and it spoiled your day.
Look at the bright side,
it's really good pay

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteers be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Awesome Eh? :)

Happy Mother's Day weekend!

Wednesday Funny: This 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went before the judge in Cincinnati he asked her, "What did you steal?" She replied, "A can of peaches."

The jud ge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches and she replied that she was hungry. The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. She replied 6.

The judge then said, "I will then give yo u 6 days in jail."

Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment, the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something. The judge said, "What is it?"

The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas."

Happy scrappy day :)

Happy National Scrapbook Day!!!!!!!!!!! Hope you Scrap your Heart out! Have a good one!