1. I love to eat cold spaghetti and mayonaise sandwiches
2. I have had a beautiful 2005 Audi that doesn't run in my driveway for well over a year....and my husband is a mechanic
3. I once got a ticket for peeing beside the road in a bridesmaid gown
4. I once shaved the sides of my head
5. I have an alter ego my friends and family named "Butch" who is very mean and only comes out sporadically when I drink....therefore I don't.