My precious boy, you were so very unhappy your first several months of life. You cried most of the time and often you were so hysterical that nothing would calm you. I tried just about everything I could think of but nothing made you happy. On one particularly bad night I was at the end of my rope and in desperation placed you in a warm bath. Your screaming stopped instantly and in a matter of seconds you were asleep. This trick worked every time and I could only whisper a prayer of thanks that you were Content At Last.