Foxfam: The Top 5 Things You Don't Want to Hear at an Amusement Park "All the rides have been built and inspected to the high standards of the Halliburton Corporation." "You must have at least this much medical insurance to ride this ride." "There's all-you-can-eat Brunswick stew over by the triple-loop coaster." "To fasten your seat belts...

Foxfam: THINGS THAT HALLMARK CARDS DON'T SAY!!!! (Thank Goodness!) My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat When I looked at the tire... I noticed your cat. Sorry! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Heard your wife left you, How upset you must be. But don't fret about it... She moved in with me. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~...

Foxfam: Wednesday Funny: This 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went before the judge in Cincinnati he asked her, "What did you steal?" She replied, "A can of peaches." The jud ge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches and she replied that she was hungry. The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. S...

Foxfam: Happy May! A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and gets a horrible sunburn. He goes to the hospital, and is promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns. With his skin already starting to blister, and the severe pain he was in, the doctor prescribes continuous intravenous feeding with saline, electrolytes, a sedati...

Foxfam: Children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Christian school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The teacher made a note, "Take only one apple, God is watching!" Moving through the line, to the other end of the table, was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A young boy wrote a note, "Take all you want, God is watchi...