"Miss Susie's Steamboat"

Miss Susie had a steamboat
The steamboat had a bell - ding ding (action of tugging bell cord)
Miss Susie went to heaven
The steamboat went to... (second person jumps in)

Hello operator, please give me number 9
And if you disconnect me
I'll chop off your... (third person jumps in or 1st person jumps out)

Behind the old piano
There sat a piece of glass
Miss Susie slipped upon it
And broke her big fat... (second person jumps out and/or 1st person jumps in)

Ask me no more questions
Please tell me no more lies
The boys are in the bathroom
Zipping up their... (third person jumps out and/or 2nd person jumps in)

Flies are in the meadow
The bees are in the park
Miss Susie and her boyfriend
Are kissing in the D-A-R-K (all jumpers back in)
DARK DARK DARK

Then it begins again with the jumpers rotating in and out miming actions to the words. Each time it begins again the ropes go faster as does the song.

Author: unknown
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