WHEN DID I FIRST SEE MYSELF OH I GUESS I WAS TWELVE
I HAD THIS HOT LITTLE GREEN OUTFIT YOU KNOW THE ONE
THAT SHOWS A LITTLE SKIN, THE BOYS SEEM TO LIKE IT TOO
BUT IT WAS A BIT MUCH FOR ME
I WAS KIND OF SHY YOU SEE

WHEN DID I SEE MYSELF OH I GUESS I WAS EIGHTEEN OR NINETEEN
THAT'S WHEN THEY HAD HOT PANTS AND DISCO NIGHTS AND I WAS NOT
SO SHY THEN AND THE BOYS WHERE SO NICE

WHEN DID I SEE MYSELF OH I GUESS I WAS AROUND
TWENTY TWO AND READY FOR MARRIAGE, HAD THE CUTE
LITTLE WASTE AROUND SIZE 22

WHEN DID I SEE MYSELF OH I GUESS I WAS AROUND FORTY
THE KIDS ARE SOME WHAT GROWN AND I CAN NOW TAKE SOME
TIME FOR ME

WHEN DID I SEE MYSELF LET ME SEE
I AM FIFTY FIVE AND SEEING MYSELF FOR
THE FIRST TIME