Miss Susie had a Steamboat
The Steamboat had a bell ding ding ding
Miss Susie went to Heaven
The Steamboat went to
hello operator please give me number 5
The boys are in the bathroom zipping up their
Flies are in the meadow the bees are in the bark
Miss Susie and her boyfriend are kissing in the
D-A-R-K D-A-R-K DARK DARK DARK
The dark is like the movies
The movies like the show
The show is like the TV show
and that is all I know
I know I know my ma
I know I know my pa
I know I know my sister with a 40 acre bra
My mom gave me a nickle
My dad gave me a dime
My sister gave me a boyfriend
His name was Frankenstein
He made me wash the dishes
He made me wash the floors
He made me wash his underwear
So I kicked him out the door
I kicked him past London
I kicked him past France
I kicked him to Hawaii
To do the hula dance Hula Hula