"Agenda for everyday:
Let the dog out
Let the dog in
Pet the dog
Get unconditional love forever!
Feed the cat
Be ignored by the cat
Pet the cat
Get your arm scratched off.
All things bright and beautiful,
All creatures great and small,
All things wise and wonderful,
The Lord God made them all.
An Amazing thing the PELICAN - his beak can hold more than his belly can. But I don't know how the hell it can.
Are we watching them or are they watching us. It's hard to tell.
As the bird/crow flies
As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat,
Cats just tolerate us living in THEIR house.
Assistant to my dog/cat
Cats /Dogs leave paw prints on your heart.
Ask not for whom the dog barks ... It barks at thee.
Birds of a feather flock together
The Bear Necessities
The Beary Best of Friends
The Beary Best Paw In all the Land (daddy bear and baby bear)
A Breed Above The Rest.
Busy as a Beaver
Cat and mouse
Cats are like potato chips - you can't have just one.
Chatterbox / Jabberwalkee (kids talking to each other - monkeys)
The Circle of Life (Disney's Lion King)
Hate Oz!! Took shoes!
Find your own way home!!!!
Are there dogs on other planets or are we alone? I have been howling at the moon and stars for a long time, but all I ever hear back is the beagle across the street!
Are there mailmen and paper boys in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?
If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?
Do reindeer really dash away?
A dog and his housekeeping staff live here.
Dogs have masters - Cats have staff.
Dogs think they're Human and Cats think they're GOD!
Don't bite the hand that feeds you
Don't change horses in midstream
Don't count your chickens before they are hatched
Don't make me get the flying monkeys!!! (Wjizard of Oz reference)
Don't put all your eggs in one basket
The early bird catches the worm
Every Birdy Welcome
Every dog has it's day
Four Legged Friends.
Freckles and stripes
Speckles and spots
The nicest of creatures love polka-dots.
The dappled giraffe stands on delicate legs
And thrushes and swallows lay speckled eggs.
Nature is fondest of stripes, spots and speckles.
Free as a Bird
Get a Wiggle on! (wagging tails, wiggle when they walk, shaking off water)
Gowrgeous Species of Crock! -Steve Erwin Crocodile Hunter
Grin and BEAR it.
A Healthy Diet Requires Lots Of Greens (animals eating lots of veggies)
He's just alile grumpy! - Steve Erwin Crocodile Hunter
Hold your horses
Home, home on the range! Where the deer and the antelope play (and the rabbits)...
Where seldom is heard, a discouraging word and skies are not cloudy all day. - Bugs Bunny -LoonyToons
Horse lovers are stable people.
Horses leave hoof prints on your heart.
How much is that Doggy in the window?
I am lion, hear me roar.
I toad you so! (frogs)
I'm a tweet widdle bird in a dilded cage.
Tweety's my name but I don't know my age.
I don't have to worry, and dat is dat.
I'm safe in here from that ol' puddy tat!
- Tweety Bird -Loony Toons
I'm a sweet little Tweety up in a tree
Putty is always chasing after me.
I'm only a mouth full as you can see,
So why is he wastin' time with me.
. . . I really mean it - why is putty chasin' me.
- Tweety Bird (Loony Toons)
I'll get you my pretty and your little dog too!!!
- Wicked Witch of the West (from the Wizard of Oz, 1939)
I'm in the MOO-d for love. (cows)
I'm not a pack rat, I'm a collector. (rat)
If a watched pot never boils then a watched bowl(dog/cat bowl) never fills!
If I could talk to the animals -lyrics and music by Leslie Bricusse
If you want the best seat in the house, you'll have to move the cat!
In the Doghouse
It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change. - Charles Darwin (1809-1882, British Naturalist)
It's a 3 dog night (an Alaskan/Inuit saying for a very cold night)
It's always dinner time. (dog eating, or with his bowl)
It's a Jungle Out Here/There
It's im-paws-ible! (lion, tiger, dog, cat stickers or paw prints)
It's really the cat's house - we just pay the mortgage/rent.
Just hangin' out / around (monkeys-kids on monkey bars)
Jump'n Gee Hos-a-Fat (frogs)
Kitten, kitten, who's got the kitten?
A leopard cannot change its spots
Let me get this straight. . . my grandchild is a dog/cat.
Let sleeping dogs lie.
Licks of Love
Life without you would be un- BEAR -able.
Lovable balls of mostly fur!
Mad as a Hornet
Man's best friend
Mommy, can we keep him/her?
My boyfriend said it was the cat or him
Gee, I miss him sometimes.
My Cat Kneads Me!
Never put the cart before the horse
Never underestimate the warmth of a wet nose.
No outfit is complete without dog/cat hair.
Not a creature was stirring ...not even a mouse. - Clement Moore
Official Dog Walker Warning: we make frequent stops!
Old McDonald had a farm ... E I E I O
Our task must be to free ourselves from the prison by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature in its beauty. - Albert Einstein
The pick of the litter ... Mom always liked you best! (ref. To the Smothers Brothers)
Please don't hog the ................ (pig die cuts)
Proud as a Peacock . . .I wonder what makes peacocks so proud - it must be their kids.
Raining Cats and Dogs
Rodeo Queen/King in training
Santa Paws / Claws (picture of cat or dog with Santa Hat)
Sandy Paws / Claws (picture of cat or dog on the beach or sand box)
Sleep tight - don't let the bed bugs bite.
(origin - in the times when people slept on frame beds and tied ropes for slats. The ropes needed to be tight to support the person. Bed bugs were usually found in the hay they stuffed their mattresses with.)
Some Bunny loves you
Some days you are the top dog and other days you're the hydrant.
Sometimes when I get up in the morning, I feel very peculiar. I feel like I've just got to bite a cat! I feel like if I don't bite a cat before sundown, I'll go crazy! But then I just take a deep breath and forget about it. That's what is known as real maturity. - Snoopy (created by Charles Schultz)
Something to crow about! (scarecrow)
Something's fishy around here.
Stop steamin' up my fur! What are you trying to do, wrinkle it?
- Bugs Bunny (blow drying a cat or dog)
Strong as a bull
Survival of the Fittest
This place is a ZOO!
This place is for the BIRDS! (bird houses)
To the bat cave -- Batman!
Tuxedo Function/Junction (penguins / dressed up)
Until he extends the circle of his compassion to all living things, man will not himself find peace.
- Albert Schweitzer (1875-1965, German Born Medical Missionary, Theologian, Musician, and Philosopher)
Up on the WOOF top... (dog at Christmas)
Walk On the Wild Side
We are staying together for the sake of the dog/cat.
We have all four seasons:
Winter, Shedding season, Flee season, and Shedding season. (DOG or cat)
What chew lookin' at?
What happens when a duck flies up-side-down?...
He quacks up!
What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?...
Time to get a new fence!
Where the Wild Things Are
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Who let the dogs out?? Who? Who? Who? Who?
- The Baha Men
Who's in the doghouse?
Whisky for my men, Beer for my horses.
- Willie Nelson and Toby Keith
Wild Thing, you make my heart sing. You make everything GROOVY.
Wild Thing, I think I love you. - Chip Taylor
You can lead a horse to water, but you can make him drink.
You have to kiss a lot of frogs to find a prince. (lots of frogs-one with a crown)
You make my heart leap. (frogs)
You quack me up! (ducks)
You're not the boss of me ... my CAT is!
You're so dog-gone cute
Fun Animal Facts
Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.
In Utah, birds have the right of way on all highways.
To survive, every bird must eat at least half its own weight in food each day.
Butterflies taste with their feet.
A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
Cats have 100 vocal sounds where dogs have only ten.
Cat's urine glows under a black-light.
A cockroach will live nine days without it's head before it starves to death
It's possible to lead a cow upstairs ... but not downstairs
A crocodile can not stick his tongue out.
A donkey will sink in quicksand but a mule won't.
A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.
A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
Elephants are the only mammals with 4 knees that can't jump.
Goats and octopus' eyes have rectangular pupils.
The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.
A gold fish has a memory span of 3 seconds.
The lung fish can live out of water for as long as 4 years.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
Contrary to the phrase "sweating like a pig", pigs can't actually sweat
The Poison-Arrow Frog has enough poison to kill about 2,200 people !
A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.
The skin of sharks was once sold and used as sandpaper.
A snail can sleep for 3 years.
The longest snake in the world is a python."