'Cause I'm about to pitch mine out the window. Seriously, somewhere on this computer I have a photo of me taking a sledgehammer to a Slice, so I'm quite capable of murdering a printer. I've got a crappy Samsung laser printer which has a fit anytime I try to print on anything but regular paper:
Labels? Forget that: it'll print 'em but the ink wipes off.
Presentation paper? Yeah, right. There's no "paper" setting that'll get the results I want.
Thin cardstock? Fat chance. Jams every time.
I've heard good things about Epsom printers, from folks who do a lot of print-&-cut and hybrid work. Can anyone provide any further advice?