This is really a filler page - its two true stories that made us laugh, so hopefully they will make someone else laugh.
I just tried to read it and you can't becasue it is too small and if you blow it up it is not clear. Here's what it says:
Recently Bil was emptying the pockets of the jeans he was wearing with a real puzzled look on his face. He said, "I always put my folding money in my wallet, and now there is money just stuck in my pockets. I never wad my money up and put it in my pockets."
I said, "Honey, whose pants are you wearing?"
He looked at me like I came from another planet and asked, "Whose pants do you think I'm wearing?"
I asid, "Where did you get them?"
He said, "Over there on the side of the bathtub."
I said, "Honey you have been running around all day in my Liz Clairborne jeans. I had them on the side of the tup so I could put them in the laundry today."
He had been to the grocery store, post office, thrift store, worked in his old yard, visited friends and made several stops downtown - all wearing my jeans.
He told me to keep an eye on him and make sure he didn't put my muumuu on tthe next time he needed to run errands.
BILLS POOPER WIPES:
I alway buy moist cleaning wipes at the store to keep in the bathroom for personal cleanups for Bill. He calls them his "pooper wipes".
Well, tonight he asked me, "Honey, where did you put my pooper wipes?"
I told him, "You used them all, we have to buy more."
He said, "No, I found some and put them in the bathroom this afternoon."
I asked him, "Were they in an orange container?"
He said, "Yes."
I said, "Did you read the label?"
He said, "No, it was just a container of pooper wipes."
Those were not pooper wipes. Those were the Clorox Disinfectant Kitchen Counter Sanitizers. It probably would not have felt good if you had tried to clean up with them.
He said, "That would have seriously burned."
"No kidding - that is why you keep me around. To keep you out of trouble and keep you from harming yourself!"