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...you refer to a cup with a lid as a “sippy cup” and say it 100 times a day.
...you have the song “Baby Beluga” stuck in your head.
...you have held out your hand to catch vomit.
...you can't take more than three steps along the carpet without feeling the crunch of a Cherio under your foot.
...you call your husband “daddy” when the kids are around and sometimes by accident when they aren't.
...you hide in the bathroom to eat a piece of cake.
...getting “help” makes a task take twice as long.
...you'll go to the zoo two times in one week.
...you'll put your nose up to your kids' butt.
...sitting down with the kids to eat lunch would be a waste of time, so you eat standing up while emptying the dishwasher.
...you get a whiff of mint while taking a shower and then step out to find toothpaste painted all over the walls.
...you stash clean diapers all over the house, in the car, and in every bag you own just in case.
...you have to sift through the trash before throwing it out for good.
...you imagine how every ordinary household item could become a dangerous weapon.
...“dancing” now means running around and around in a circle with a three foot radius.
...grocery shopping alone with your husband is a date.
...it is now selfish and irresponsible to engage in what could once be considered wholesome activities, such as exercise, reading grown-up books, and photographing anything other than the kids.
...you scoop poop off the floor as casually as you would remove lint from your sweater.
...everything you need is on the floor of the car.
...you know that doing things you don't necessarily want to do is making you a stronger person and you wouldn't change it for the world!


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