This photo and layout were a joke. We were poking fun at my husband. I had my daughter recreate a scene from his childhood. He did the journaling on the page for me. It reads... "I don't remember much about the famous toothpaste in the sink incident. What I do remember is that one day when I was about 6, 7, or 8 years old, I heard a voice yelling for me from across the house to come to the downstairs bathroom near my parent's room. When I got there, there was an entire tube of toothpaste squirted out all in the bathroom sink. I had no idea how it got there, and was surprised to see it. I think it was my mother that asked me, "Brad, do you know who put the toothpaste in the sink?" I know now she only asked because she obviously wanted me to admit to it. I remember being genuinely perplexed because I, to this day, had no idea how the paste got there. I had to give my mother an answer, so I said the first person I could think of. I don't think I even looked at her. I seem to remember my eyes fixated on the sink as I said sheepishly, "Maybe it was the Wicked Witch of the West???" I don't remember what happened after that, and I don't remember if I was ever punished. To this day, I swear I DID NOT put the toothpaste in the sink, but no one believes me. I really, really, have no idea how the paste got there, but it wasn't me. Of course, everyone else thinks I did it. That's the story of the toothpaste in the sink. Bradley"