A wife is there for leaving,
Marriage vows are made to break.
Man's intended for deceiving -
That's why Adam met the snake.
Adultery's for adults,
Faithfulness is just for fools;
Even rulers break the rules.
You can tell the truth to lovers,
But it's better when you lie;
A puppy's just for Christmas,
Then you leave it out to DIE.
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