The Pooch Christmas Pledge

Submitted By: weekend scrapper

The Pooch's Pledge

1. Christmas is for humans, and I will not ruin the surprises by opening all their presents.
2. Christmas light bulbs, ornaments, stockings, and tinsel from the Christmas tree are not food.
3. I will not demolish the Christmas tree and drag the string of lights to the backyard through the pet door.
4. I will be tolerant when my owner puts fake antlers and decorations on me.
5. I will not dive into the Christmas tree to get the candy canes (which I used to eat - wrapper and all).
6. I will not eat my Christmas doggie treats until after they're put in my stocking.
7. The bowl underneath the Christmas tree is not a dog dish. I will not drink from it. It will make me sick.

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