Miss Mary had a Steamboat

Submitted By: eline65

Miss Mary had a Steamboat
The Steamboat had a bell
miss Mary went to Heaven
The Steamboat went to
Hello operator
Connect me 409
And if you don't connect me,
I'll kick you right
behind the refrigerator
there was a piece if glass
Miss Mary sat right on it
and cut her little
ask me no more questions,
tell me no more lies
miss Mary told me a lie
the day before she died died died

Author: Unknown
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