The Mommy Test

Submitted By: tina c

THE MOMMY TEST

I was out walking with my 4-year-old daughter. She picked up
something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. "Why?" my daughter asked.

"Because it's been lying outside, you don't know where it's
been, it's dirty and probably has germs" I replied.

At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration
and asked, "Wow! How do you know all this stuff?" "Uh," .I was thinking quickly, " All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mommy Test.

You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy."
We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was
evidently pondering this new information.

"OH...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test
you have to be the daddy."
"Exactly" I replied back with a big smile on my face and joy
in my heart.

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