Ask the Young: they know everything!
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers
Change is the process by which the future invades our lives.
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.
Friends don't let friends drink and type!
God loves material things. He made them!
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image.
In God we trust, all others we virus scan.
Looking at the proliferation of personal web pages on the net, it looks like very soon everyone on earth will have 15 Megabytes of fame.
The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier.
To 'err' is human...to mess it up completely you need a computer.
User, n. The word computer professionals use when they mean "idiot."