Bathtime is successful when your kids get wetter than you do
If you give your kids a Bubble Bath...they may turn into Bubble-beards!
Rub-a-dub-dub little guy in the tub" or "Rub-a-dub-dub little gal in the tub
There's nothing like a day in the backyard to make a really nasty bathtub ring
A nice hot bath will fix just about anything...
Sing hey! For the bath at close of day
that washes the weary mud away
A loon is he that will not sing
O! Water Hot is a noble thing!
O! Sweet is the sound of falling rain,
and the brook that leaps from hill to plain;
but better then rain or rippling streams
is Water Hot that smokes and steams.
O! Water cold we may pour at need
down a thirsty throat and be glad indeed
but better is beer if drink we lack,
and Water Hot poured down the back.
O! Water is fair that leaps on high
in a fountain white beneath the sky;
but never did fountain sound so sweet
as splashing Hot Water with my feet!
Bear Hugs And Back Scrubs Welcome Here
Childhood is that wonderful time of life when all you need to do to lose weight is take a bath.
Childhood... That wonderful time of life when all you need to do to lose weight is take a bath.
It is not how BIG you are...it is how BIG you play.
Life's short, play naked!
Rub-a-dub-dink little girl in the sink.
Rub-a-dub-dub little man in the tub
Rub-a-dub-dub look who's in the tub
Telling a teenager the facts of life
is like giving a fish a bath.
The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.
There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them.
When all else fails, take a bath.
When in doubt, take a bath.