Come not within the measure of my wrath.
"Some days I just have to laugh at myself".
Although I have inner peace, I still have outer obnoxiousness.
Having a good girlfriend is knowing that she will always try to make you feel younger than you really are, that we will always be skinnier in each others eyes, and that no matter how crummy we feel, we always end up laughing after we talk to each other...
I rant, therefore I am.
It takes more energy to be mad and less energy to be happy, so use your energy wisely.
Life is hard;it's harder if you're stupid!
Masquerading as a normal person day after day is exhausting.
The more people I meet the more I love my dog!
There are good days and there are better days....
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.
Turn that frown upside down!
Will cry for milk (food,attention,toys,etc)
Without enough sleep, we all become tall two-year olds.