Live, love and eat!
No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.
One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating.
West, East, North, South....Everywhere but in my mouth.
A diet is something you went off yesterday--or expect to start tomorrow.
Any food not fit to wear is not fit to eat.
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.
Asparagus inspires gentle thoughts.
DIET, n: The penalty for exceeding the feed limit.
Food, like a loving touch or a glimpse of divine power, has that ability to comfort.
I do not like broccoli. And I haven't
liked it since I was a little kid and my
mother made me eat it. And I'm President
of the United States and I'm not going
to eat any more broccoli.
I was 32 when I started cooking, up until then I just ate.
If people take the trouble to cook, you should take the trouble to eat.
If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one.
Inside me lives a skinny woman trying to get out. I can usually shut her up with cookies!
It's never too early for chocolate!
Life begins when you can cut your meat!
Lovin' from the oven
My favorite recipe... eat out!
My theory on ice cream - it does not take up space it simple melts around what you have eaten therefore there is always room for dessert!
Never eat more than you can lift.
Never eat more then you can lift
Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels!
Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. . .
Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that's bad for you!
Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands --- and then eat just one of the pieces.
The only irritating thing about eating is that when you are done, you are no longer hungry
They claim red meat is bad for you. But I never saw a sick-looking tiger.
Today's Menu: Take it or leave it!
Too much of a good thing is WONDERFUL.
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.
What I say is that, if a fellow really
likes potatoes, he must be a pretty
decent sort of fellow.
What you eat standing up doesn't count.
When life gives you chicken, make soup!