I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved.
Over the hill may suggest you've reached the peak and it's all downhill from here, but don't fret, smile. Someone special's waiting at the bottom for your hand.
"Over the hill" means the hardest climb is over and the view is terrific.
14,610 Day Old, but who's counting? (40 yrs) (18,263 = 50 yrs) (21,915 = 60yrs)
Age isn't important...unless you're CHEESE!
Birthdays are good for you. The statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
Great is the human who has not lost his childlike heart.
I am so old I can laugh, cough, sneeze, and pee all at the same time.
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap.
I'm aging like fine wine--complex and a little fruity.
I'm over the hill but the climb was terrific!
My mind not only wanders,
it sometimes leaves completely.
My wild oats have turned to shredded wheat!
Old age is like a bank account, you withdraw from what you've put in.
Over the hill? It's better than the alternative.
The only thing worse than being over the hill...is being buried under it.
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing!