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i know...we come up with so many dorky nicknames for our poor son...oh well. he was acting like godzilla the other night and i wanted to do a page about it and the hubby suggested a newspaper theme. this is what came about and I LOVE IT. tfl!

Jackzilla!!!
Sources say that late Wednesday evening a monster, known as Jackzilla, was unleashed upon an unsuspecting living room. What followed was disasterous. It appears that Jackzilla had just the day before learned to walk with proficiency. At a young ten months old, this creature has already terrorized stacking cups, rattles, balls, and the devastation goes on. Those who have actually seen Jackzilla describe him as “adorable” and “fun”. Parental authorities requests caution.

Baby Shows No Remorse for Actions
After the wake of destruction left behind in the Trader family living room, from what is now being called “Jackzilla”, the community is reeling with questions and looking for answers. Why did the monster choose to attack this particular tower of stacking cups and why now? From what parent analysts can tell, there was no motivation other than sheer play time. From the images captured of the events while they unfolded (as shown right) the monster had no remorse for the actions he took. Spectators say he didn’t even help to clean up afterwards. Some used his young age as a defense for his actions. Others were speechless and could only take pictures. What will unfold as this creature only grows more powerful? Only time will tell.

Kitchen Remodel Underway
When the Trader family decided to remodel their outdated kitchen, they chose to do it right or not do it at all. In an effort to level out the floors that have unleveled in the 105 year old home, they requested the help of the in-laws to raise and reinforce the floors. With that task completed, they are moving onto the ceilings in the kitchen. Plans to put in recessed lighting are underway and sources say that should be completed by weeks end. The family is quite hopefull that the space will turn out beautiful.

Man Trims Beard
Over the last few months, Daddy has been working on growing out a bit of a beard. He recently got his hair cut and decided that it was time to trim back the beard as well.

Dog Eats Family’s Pizza
The Trader household is angered by their pet’s recent actions to jump up onto the stove and eat the family’s homemade pizza. The family had prepared the pizza for the football game that evening. Toppings included cheese, mushroom, peppers, and chicken.

I have made this into a kind of template if you are interested. I've never made templates before so it's probably not what anyone is use to, but enjoy if you want it. Please let me know if you make anything with it, I'd love to see!
http://www.4shared.com/file/36986003/17b8a4c3/newspaper_template.html?


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