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CACTUSmango
July 30, 2007

CARROT BURN

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note: this is a true story, sadly, about me...
date stamp: remembered Jul 18, 2007 10:12 AM.
clip text: CASE OF THE NUKED CARROT. FELLOW DIETERS BEWARE!
journaling:
warning: super nuked carrots will burn the flesh off on contact.
BURNING OFF the FLAB, LITERALLY. i literally burnt
my belly today.

A carrot,
obviously angry
that it had been

MICROWAVED...

flung out of the Lean Cuisine Butternut Squash Ravioli tray,
shot straight between my cleavage, down into my tank,
& landed on my belly! Scorching it! I swear!

I have the carrot shaped burn mark to prove it!
(see exhibit A.)

Why? you ask, did this have to happen to me!?
I shook the tray upside down to spread the sauce,
but the plastic film had a tear in it. I know, not too
smart. Next time, I’ll follow the directions, like normal people,
and stir with a fork.

But, as luck would have it,
I came up with the best
remedy....(See exhibit B.)

(Exhibit A. carrot burn)
(Exhibit B. Orange Creamsicle)


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