In need of a quote or Poem for Terrible 2's

Hey Everyone.. I am looking for a poem or a quote for a terrble two's page... Something cute or funny would be good.. I know we have some really talented people on this site.. Need your help..

Please,
Jess in Japan..

Hope everyone is doing well!!!!

The Terrible Twos


Bless their hearts--the terrible twos,
What a trying of one's experience it can bring. A "No" command is usually greeted tactfully,
With a sweet smile and a repeat performance. Likes and dislikes in food and drink are known,
While a change of diet may be tossed on the floor. Be careful what you say around baby boy,
Unless you want it repeated when guests arrive. Winnie the Pooh and Sesame Street please for awhile,
But a mechanical toy or noisemaker satisfies more. A Rock-A-By song last year would bring sound sleep.
While reading him book after book puts baby sitter to sleep. Grandparents love them when they are two,
And really celebrate when baby sitting is through.



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Toddler's Creed

If I want it, it's mine. If I give it to you and change my mind later, it's mine. If I can take it away from you, it's mine. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine. If we are building something together, all of the pieces are mine. If it looks like mine, it's mine. If it's mine it will never belong to anyone else, no matter what.

How about dictionary entries for "no" and "independent"?

Computerscrapbook.com has an elements kit called "Toddlers Creed" for a girl. It's free right now.

http://www.computerscrapbook.com/elkitnotocrg1.html

Here's one for toddlers:

I may be little,
I may be young,
But I have a mouth
and two healthy lungs!
Allow me to demonstrate
here on the floor...
I AM TODDLER, HEAR ME ROAR!

I want what I want,
and I want it now!
Listen to reason?
No way! No how!
In church, at the mall
or the grocery store...
I AM TODDLER, HERE ME ROAR!

You may think that
I'm incorrigible,
But at times I am
quite adorable!
You never know exactly
what's in store...
I AM TODDLER, HERE ME ROAR!

It's off a sheet of stickers I have by Scrapperware - Karen Burniston from Creative Imaginations . HTH!