Dog Quotes/Poems/sayings?

Anyone have any fun dog quotes/poems or sayings to share? I decided to alter a paint can to create a dog treat container for my sister and am not sure how much dog embellishment stuff I will find. Would love to add some quotes/poems, etc.
Thanks!

I got my mom this coffee mug last year and it said:

"Everything tastes better... with dog hair in it."

My sis and I get together with my mom every year to do Christmas cookies, and last year we pulled so much dog hair out of the frosting! It was unbelievable and gross! So, that was our funny little saying to mom.

I got this one, I am not sure if it is good for a dog buscuit jar, but I like it.

Dogs aren't our whole lives, but they make our lives whole.

I LOVE that dog hair one and may need to steal it

One of my favourites is "I aspire to be the person my dog thinks I am"

A bit long but it could be reduced down. I have this plaque above my dog's leash rack:

All I Need To Know About Life
I Learned From My Dog...

Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joy ride.

Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.

When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.

Run, romp, and play daily.

Be loyal.

Never pretend to be something you're not.

Eat with gusto and enthusiasm.

If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.

When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently.

Thrive on affection and let people touch you - enjoy back rubs and pats on your neck.

When you leave your yard, make it an adventure.

Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.

No matter how often you're scolded, don't pout - run right back and make friends.

Bond with your pack.

On cold nights, curl up in front of a crackling fire.

When you're excited, speak up.

When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body.

Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.

If you stare at someone long enough, eventually you'll get what you want.

Don't go out without ID.

Leave room in your schedule for a good nap.

Always give people a friendly greeting.

If it's not wet and sloppy, it's not a real kiss.

Hope this helps, just a collection of ones i found on the web not sure who came up with them though

i have a few more but they would have made for a very long post

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In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like has never washed a dog.

Cat's Motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it

Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!"

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons will

bella rose

Thanks everyone! These are great

Oh this is great - I'm working on a blank dog album for friends -- these are perfect!!!

What a coincidence (it that how you spell it )... i've been looking up things to use for charity dog albums for a rescue group. I'll add some of the stuff i've found...
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Who loves me will love my dog also
-Saint bernard of Clairvaux

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
- Roger Caras

The more people i meet, the more i like my dog.
- unknown

My little dog: a heartbeat at my feet.
- Edith Wharton

The world is filled with reasons why i love you.
- unknown

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. That is the difference between a dog and a man.
- Mark Twain

Animals are such agreeable friends- they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms.
- G. Elliot

Most dogs don't think they're human; they know they are.
- Jane Swan

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy liking your face.
- Ben Williams

No matter how little money and how few possessions you own, having a dog will make you rich.
- Louis Sabin

The one absolutely unselfish friend that a man can have is his dog.
- unknown

He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true until the last beat of his heart.
- unknown

To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in EDEN, where doing nothing wasn't boring, it was peace.
- unknown

Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe. We are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made.
- Roger Caras

now on to some funner stuff....


It's a dog's life
- no one expects you to take a bath everyday
- your friends never expect you to pay for lunch, dinner, or anything for that matter
- when it's raining, you can lie around the house all day without worrying about getting fired\
- if it itches, you can reach it
- no matter what itches, no one is offended if you scratch it in public
- you can wear a fur coat and no one thinks you're insensitive
- there's no such thing as bad food
- a rowhide bone can entertain you for hours
- no one gets mad if you fall asleep while they're talking
- the older you get the more people respect you


Dog property laws...
- if i like it, it's mine
- if it's in my mouth, it's mine
- if i can take it from you, it's mine
- if i had it a little ago, it's mine
- if i'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine
- if it looks like mine, it's mine
- if i saw it first, it's mine
- if it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way
- if it's broken, it's yours

This is great! Saving to Favorites!