Too funny! I was right there watching Bret's quest for love. I used to have the biggest crush on him when I was little. This is a really cute LO! Thanks for the laugh!
SHCG: OMG, Sharon! I am laughing so hard over this that I have tears literally streaming down my cheeks. Hilarious! I love everything about this. You are so clever with the items that you would need, not to mention the fact that they are perfectly rational! I love the juxtaposition between the ROCK CHICK page and the other kind of ROCK CHICK you could have been: a ROCK REALITY SHOW HO! Perfect! Your stories complement each other and make the whole 2 pager perfect! I am so glad that you enjoyed your gifties! It makes me :-) !!!!!!
LOL! I have to admit that I watch this when I'm done being a mom for the day...it's too trashy to not watch, almost <sigh> I LOVE your take on it, and your breakdown of the "requirements", HA!
OMG that is crazy! I absolutely love the page. It gives me inspiration. I watch all those "finding love" shows from Flavor Flav, Rock of Love, I love NY, and the MTV "A shot at Love-Tila Tequila". I am addicted to them. They crack me up. Love the LO.
SHCG: OMG, this is hilarious! I love that you fashioned the rock star pp into a dress with ample bosoms, and that you made a ric rac strip out of pp from the same line. I could see some more stars, definitely more of those metallic hearts in a bigger size, throughout the page. Also, I had to read that that was a blindfold; I would have gone with the shape of the ones you use for sleeping and use actual string or elastic. I love your take on the challenge. This was such a fun approach!
SHCG: I think this is one of the funniest LO's I've ever seen! I love "rock of love", and you have really nailed those girls! My favorite thing is personal baggage!!
SHCG: this is absolutely hilarious! I am completely in love with this! I love all of the "ingredients" you put down and their reasons. Love the paper doll with your head on it. This LO is great, and will be great to look back on down the road to get a good laugh from.
SHCG: Oh My God this is friggin hilarious! I LOVE it! This is so creative and funny! I tried to pick out my favorite Reality Show Ho quality from above but there were too many to choose from!
girl! that dress is awesome! did you cut that out by hand yourself?! i love how you cut your head out from a pic and used it to make the paper doll. It's very "steve madden" ad looking. :) Great job!
This is my response to the Feb. Hair Band Challenge to do a LO inspired by the band Poison or the show "Rock Of Love" (where Poison's Bret Michaels looks for love....for the 2nd time). Actually, this right side "Rock Reality Show Ho" is more of the Challenge response (to categories 1 & 3 of the challenge) while the left side "Rock Chick" is more of an intro...I felt like I needed to give an intro about what rock n roll meant to me, before launching into my Rock of Love page. I wanted something more meaningful to put in my book along w/ my page about this trashy show, LOL!
This side is about what it would take for me to be a girl tryin to find “love” w/ a rock star on a reality show!
Unfortunately, the scan doesn't catch the shininess of the silver cut stars, the guitar or the pink hearts on my dress. It looks more cool IRL. The scan also cuts off the right sides, plus you can see where the stitched edges are, oh well...
Journaling: “I could've turned out to be a different kind of rock chick, you know. Watching Poison's Bret Michaels try to find “love” on TWO seasons of VH1's “Rock Of Love,” & gabbing about it w/ my scrapbook.com buds, has inspired me to think about what it'd take for me to be a….
ROCK REALITY SHOW HO!
- Blind Eye – He “loves” me. But sometimes the groupies on the road will break down the best intentions. I guess I'll just have to turn this to that!
- 2nd Face – For when I'm nice to another girl so I can rat on her later just to get the upper hand!
-Lips - Oops, better get these fixed – they're looking too natural!
- Backstage Pass – Earned for demeaning myself the most while remaining the cutest. Rock on!!
- Breast Implants – So My Man can have somewhere to rest his eyes when he wants to tune me out.
- Blindfolds – to cover the receding hair line of My Man, for use in naughty bedroom fun…. & to shield my parents from the horror of seeing their daughter on this show!!!!
- Long Nails – for cat fights in the house. Also for helping me to rummage through the garbage during the “Find His Lucky Guitar Pick in The Dumpster” Challenge.
- Knife – For back-stabbing. See “2nd Face”
- Alcohol – How else would I be able to handle the disgrace of being on this show?!
- Personal Baggage – Required for anyone who signs up to find love on a reality show
- High Heels – Worn at all times. Especially during athletic challenges.
- Anti-Dignity Spray – For myself. You don't think I could withstand this humiliation naturally without any added help, do you?!
I'M VERY GLAD I DIDN'T HAVE TO RESORT TO A TV SHOW TO FIND REAL LOVE!!!”
I hope you enjoy the um enhancements I gave my reality-show-alter-ego self! DH & I have been cracking up over her for weeks now. I also found a picture of an actual Poison backstage pass to use here. I wanted to put a stripper pole but I ran out of room... :(
I also mention Def Leppard in the left side journaling before I knew it was the subject of the MARCH Hair Band Challenge!
The Creative Imaginations Chipboard Stickers were an '07 birthday giftie from whenscraphappenzz (if my notes are correct), & coincidentally the Rock Star Stack was my Secret Santa gift from her too! Thanks Tiff!
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