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This is my response to the Feb. Hair Band Challenge to do a LO inspired by the band Poison or the show "Rock Of Love" (where Poison's Bret Michaels looks for love....for the 2nd time). Actually, this right side "Rock Reality Show Ho" is more of the Challenge response (to categories 1 & 3 of the challenge) while the left side "Rock Chick" is more of an intro...I felt like I needed to give an intro about what rock n roll meant to me, before launching into my Rock of Love page. I wanted something more meaningful to put in my book along w/ my page about this trashy show, LOL!

This side is about what it would take for me to be a girl tryin to find “love” w/ a rock star on a reality show!

The paper doll concept on the right side was lifted from the talented Kristie Bentley & her wonderful "Paint the Town Red" page: http://scrapbook.com/myplace/index.php?mod=galleries&u=41507&m=view&id=1214887&page=1&f=1 The paper doll body was modeled after the cover of "Erotic Paper Dolls" by Laura Scarpa.

Unfortunately, the scan doesn't catch the shininess of the silver cut stars, the guitar or the pink hearts on my dress. It looks more cool IRL. The scan also cuts off the right sides, plus you can see where the stitched edges are, oh well...

Journaling:
“I could've turned out to be a different kind of rock chick, you know. Watching Poison's Bret Michaels try to find “love” on TWO seasons of VH1's “Rock Of Love,” & gabbing about it w/ my scrapbook.com buds, has inspired me to think about what it'd take for me to be a….

ROCK REALITY SHOW HO!

- Blind Eye – He “loves” me. But sometimes the groupies on the road will break down the best intentions. I guess I'll just have to turn this to that!

- 2nd Face – For when I'm nice to another girl so I can rat on her later just to get the upper hand!

-Lips - Oops, better get these fixed – they're looking too natural!

- Backstage Pass – Earned for demeaning myself the most while remaining the cutest. Rock on!!

- Breast Implants – So My Man can have somewhere to rest his eyes when he wants to tune me out.

- Blindfolds – to cover the receding hair line of My Man, for use in naughty bedroom fun…. & to shield my parents from the horror of seeing their daughter on this show!!!!

- Long Nails – for cat fights in the house. Also for helping me to rummage through the garbage during the “Find His Lucky Guitar Pick in The Dumpster” Challenge.

- Knife – For back-stabbing. See “2nd Face”

- Alcohol – How else would I be able to handle the disgrace of being on this show?!

- Personal Baggage – Required for anyone who signs up to find love on a reality show

- High Heels – Worn at all times. Especially during athletic challenges.

- Anti-Dignity Spray – For myself. You don't think I could withstand this humiliation naturally without any added help, do you?!

I'M VERY GLAD I DIDN'T HAVE TO RESORT TO A TV SHOW TO FIND REAL LOVE!!!”

I hope you enjoy the um enhancements I gave my reality-show-alter-ego self! DH & I have been cracking up over her for weeks now. I also found a picture of an actual Poison backstage pass to use here. I wanted to put a stripper pole but I ran out of room... :(

I also mention Def Leppard in the left side journaling before I knew it was the subject of the MARCH Hair Band Challenge!

The Creative Imaginations Chipboard Stickers were an '07 birthday giftie from whenscraphappenzz (if my notes are correct), & coincidentally the Rock Star Stack was my Secret Santa gift from her too! Thanks Tiff!

This was a blast to scrap! TFL :)


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